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Thinking of Expanding Your Business? Now Is a Good Time!
Save 5% for the month of February
Wine Charms -- Great Gift Ideas
[A Joke] I have Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
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| Thinking of Expanding Your Business? Now Is a Good Time! |
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We see everyday stories of large companies
laying
people off. Are you just waiting
for the axe to fall? Or are you going to take a proactive
stance and explore the world of beads as a business?
The reasons to launch a company during weak business
cycles far outweigh any reasons for delaying the
launch. In fact, the reasons against starting a new
venture during an economic downturn are very best
reasons to get started in the first place:
Read on »
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| Save 5% for the month of February |
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February brings lots of
great reasons to welcome a savings coupon from
JSBEADS: Maybe you're on the lookout for Valentine's
Day stuff for your
sweetie. Or it could be that you're looking for
something to help
celebrate Black History Month in your household.
Whatever the reason, I'm happy to pass along
this coupon, FEB2002
valid between now and the end of February. Enjoy!
And be sure to take advantage of all the other great
deals and special offers
available at Jerry Smith Beads throughout the
month of February. For
details, check out my Specials
Page
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Use
Coupon Code :
FEB2002 |
Great Beads @ Great Prices »
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| Wine Charms -- Great Gift Ideas |
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Never again depend on lipstick marks to help
distinguish your wine glass from another! Simply loop
the charm around the stem of your glass and you'll
never loose it again.
Make these charms to fit your
theme or special occasion, Baby Shower, Wedding
Shower. Etc
Find out how easy they are to make »
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| [A Joke] I have Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder |
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They have
finally found a diagnosis for
my condition. I have Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder...
This is how it goes:
I
decide to wash the car;
I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the
table. -
I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk
mail and I notice the trashcan is full.
OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the
trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the
mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.
Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one
check left. My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look
for those checks. First I
need to put my coke further away from the computer,
oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a
while.
I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my
eye, they need some water.
I set the coke on the counter and Uh oh! There
are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd
better put them away first.
I fill a container with water and head for the
flowerpots.
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never
think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to
watch television so I'd better put it back in the family
room where it belongs.
I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I
throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the
sofa. I head back down the hall trying
to figure out what it was I was going to do?
End of Day: The car isn't
washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on
the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the
checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't
seem to find my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done
today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL
DAY LONG!!!
I realize this is a serious
condition and I'll get help,
BUT FIRST I
think I'll check my e-mail.
Please send this to everyone you know because I
DON'T REMEMBER WHO I SENT IT
TO!!!!!!
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